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اس ام اس های جدید

» نوع مطلب : عمومی ،

اینم بعد چند هفته کلی اس ام اس جدید.

فیلمهای در حال اکران : به خاطر 1 لیتر بنزین - من ترانه 100 لیتر بنزین دارم - رستگاری قبل از ساعت 12 امشب - رایحه خوش بنزین - ب مثل بنزین -علی بنزینی - بنزینی ها - نان،عشق،موتور دوگانه سوز- مرد بنزینی - پسر بنزین فروش - دو کارت با یک بنزین- بنزین فصل- می خواهم بنزین بزنم! - دیشب بنزین زدم آیدا- سفر به پمپ بنزین- بازگشت بنزین- از میدون تا پمپ بنزین- دزدان بنزین

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هری پاتر ایرانی منتشر شد : ?ـ هری پاتر وسنگ امامزاده ?ـ هری پاتر و تالار وحدت ?ـ هری پاتر وزندانی سیاسی ?ـ هری پاتر و جام رمضان ?ـ هری پاتر و فرمان رهبری ?-هری پاتر و آخوند نیمه سید ?ـ هری پاتر و مشعل ولایت

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 هر کی دروغ بگه میترکه…. رشتیه: ماآدمای با غیرتی هستیم….بـــــــومب….. اصفهانیه: ما آدمای لارجی هستیم… بومب …. ترکه : ما آدم …..بـــــــومب

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رشتی از سربازی بر میگرده باباش میگه:برات زن گرفتیم اینم بچه ات.

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روابط عمومی ناجا اعلام کرد:از فردا دخترایی که مانتوی تنگ.شلوار کوتاه.موی بلند.روی سیاه.ناخن دراز.واهو واهو واه

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بسیجی میخواست عروسک بخره به صاحب مغازه میگه ببخشید آقا قیمت این خواهرمون چنده؟

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همیشه فکر کن تو یه دنیای شیشه ای زندگی میکنی. پس سعی کن به طرفه کسی سنگ پرتاب نکنی چون اولین چیزی که میشکنه دنیای خودته

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از گابریل گارسیا ماركز می پرسند اگه بخوای یه كتاب صد صفحه ای در مورد امید بنویسی، چی می نویسی؟ می گه 99 صفحه رو خالی می ذارم. صفحه ی آخر سطر آخر می نویسم امید آخرین چیزی است كه می میرد

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دخترک همیشه میگفت: من برای نجابت وفا و زیباییت عاشق تو شدم. پسرک برای روز تولدش سه حیوان خانگی به او هدیه داد... اسب سگ و یک پرنده زیبا! تا دخترک خواست دلیل اینکار را بپرسد... پسرک رفته بود. برای همیشه


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